A brief programming note: Yup, for the first time, I’m going on the National Review cruise. But even more significantly, for those who were contemplating getting one of those last few slots, is that the enigmatic, always-just-off-camera Mrs. CampaignSpot is on the cruise, too.

My understanding is that this year, depending on election results, the cruise ship will be either setting up a government in exile or leading the invasion of Cuba.