I’ll probably address this at greater length in the Morning Jolt, but for now I’ll just observe: Good luck convincing constituents you read and understood the bill now, Congressman:

The New York Times: “In a new report, the Congressional Research Service says the law may have significant unintended consequences for the ‘personal health insurance coverage’ of senators, representatives and their staff members. For example, it says, the law may ‘remove members of Congress and Congressional staff’ from their current coverage, in the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program, before any alternatives are available.”

Yeah, Congressman, we believe that you absolutely meant to eliminate your own health care.

Hey, does Obamacare cover lacerations to the left and right abdomen? Because right now my sides are splitting.