Above these words is a little graphic promoting the Morning Jolt. But there’s an error! It’s not just served up every Wednesday! (Unless there’s some wonderful news the NR suits are keeping from me.) It’s every weekday morning!

Yes, every single weekday morning!

Every darn one of them!

Every . . . lah-de-flippin’-dah morning!

So sign up, and make my morning efforts worthwhile. No charge.