Attention, Democrats in Ohio: Your choice in the upcoming Senate primary is between a candidate who “abandoned” “the critical post as director of the Ohio Department of Development in the midst of Ohio’s most significant economic crisis since the Great Depression” and “the state’s top election official” who is “concocting bizarre and unsubstantiated conspiracy theories,” according to each other.

The AWOL “Quitter” or “Conspiracy Theorist.” Your call.