If I were on Hillary’s team, I’d recommend her entrance music for every campaign event would be John Mellencamp’s “Small Town.”

Sure, Edwards used it before, but sooner or later the relentless use of it would prompt somebody on Team Obama to complain, and that would be one more sign that they can’t take ridicule of their Obamessiah.

Similarly, I agreed with the suggestion that after his open-mike declaration that a New York Times reporter wa a major-league you-know-what, Dick Cheney’s campaign theme should have been Peter Gabriel’s “Big Time.”

UPDATE: She’s a step ahead of me, and already playing it at campaign events. Way to twist the knife, senator.