In my e-mailbox, I’ve just gotten a message from “Bill Clinton.” It begins…

Dear Jim, You and I have two things in common.

We both eat too much and both our wives are iron-willed?

First, we both know Hillary will be a great, great president. There’s no limit to what she can achieve, because she has the best combination of heart and mind of anyone I’ve ever met.
Second, we can both make a difference for Hillary right now in this extremely close race.

Oh.

The voters in Dixville Notch will go to the polls at midnight tonight, kicking off the New Hampshire primaries. The last polls close at 8 p.m. tomorrow. Today, I’m out on the trail, telling every New Hampshire voter I meet why they should support Hillary.
You can help Hillary right now by making a contribution to her campaign. Only our online supporters can put money in the bank quickly enough to make a real difference in New Hampshire by tomorrow.

By the way, “extremely close”? Check the polls, Mr. President. CNN has Obama ahead by 10 percent, Marist has Obama up by 8 percent, Rasmussen has Obama up by 10 percent, CBS has Obama up by 7 percent, and USA Today/Gallup has Obama up by 13 percent.

Only Suffolk has Obama up by one percent. Maybe they’re right and everybody else is wrong, but the tea leaves are spelling out O-B-A-M-A-L-A-N-D-S-L-I-D-E right now.