Organizing for America — the old apparatus of Obama’s presidential campaign that has ignored its own natural expiration date and continues to plod across the political landscape in a zombie-like fashion — sends along a Black Friday message:

This holiday season, you don’t need to stand in long lines at stores to pick up gifts for the people you love who share your passion for change.
Skip the crowds, and shop at our Organizing for America store. You’ll find great deals on OFA gear — like our brand new OFA fleece, available exclusively at the store.
It’s the perfect gift to help someone you care about fight for change while staving off the elements.

First, the good news is with unemployment much higher than last year, we won’t have to worry so much about those long lines at stores. Hey, there’s a change!

Second, when cold Obama campaign organizers need help staving off the elements, I try to help out by contributing to global warming, but now I hear from London that I can’t trust all those reports about the progress I’ve been making . . .