Florida Gov. Charlie Crist — who faces a bruising primary race against former Florida House Speaker Marco Rubio — released a fake transcript of a speech that Rubio is set to deliver. Rubio is scheduled to give the keynote address at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Thursday. Presented in the form that a real speech would be sent to the press, the only mention that the fake speech is satire is a note reading, “not prepared for delivery.” Normally speech text released early to the press reads, “as prepared for delivery.”