Buy me some peanuts and Dulcolax.

Stadium food is not just grossly overpriced — it may even get you sick, according to a study of health-code violations at the nation’s 107 professional-sports venues.

Nearly a third of all stadiums and arenas have been cited for at least one “major” health violation, the ESPN study found.

The Verizon Center in Washington, DC, was rated the worst venue in the nation with 100 percent of its vendors getting cited.

Wrigley Field, on the other hand, has a perfect record — although that may be because Chicago conducts its investigations on nongame days, when no food is being prepared.