I’ve always liked Donald Duck. He’s lazy, cantankerous, and easily amused. As does the rest of the old Disney family, he represents innocence, fun, and kindness. But Donald, that charming children’s character, has been kidnapped by a company following a rigorous ideological program of liberal indoctrination, whose latest conquest has been to introduce in the new episodes of DuckTales two gay ducks who have adopted a little duck, whose sexual habits have not been revealed thus far. After watching the very strange scene in which they are introduced, I’m not sure if it’s DuckTales or The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock. If Uncle Scrooge were to enjoy the same freedom as in Disney’s early comic books, he’d beat the crap out of his current producers and demand the return of Mr. Walt Disney. Even frozen like a popsicle, Walt Disney would be more respectful of his characters’ legacy.
DuckTales was one of my favourite childhood series. Fun, adventure, innocence, and my favorite characters. The closest it got to showing any kind of ideology was when Scrooge McDuck would clip his nephews around the ears for being lazy. That’s what made it a children’s series. But liberal lobbies can’t stand enjoyment. They can’t stand innocence. They can’t stand childhood. They can’t stand just having fun. They need to turn everything into a god-awful drag. They need to make everything serious and adult. They need everything to be as ideologically dense as Joe Biden’s brain. Everything has to be repetitive, artificial, and extravagant, like a Greta Thunberg speech. That’s why they include gay parents with their corresponding T-shirts advertising their orientation, and that’s why they make all the old characters in the series applaud this revelation, which only seems all the more ridiculous if what they want is to normalize the sexual preferences of modern ducks.
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