If hypocrisy were a greenhouse gas, the ice caps would be gone by now.

Letโ€™s start with the obvious: Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein wasnโ€™t fired for being a pig, he was fired for being exposed as one. The Weinstein Co. board members probably didnโ€™t know everything, but they surely knew enough. The only relevant โ€œnew revelationโ€ was public outcry.

The New York Times, which broke the story, knew what was going on long before the publication date, too. Former Times reporter Sharon Waxman claims she had the goods on Weinstein in 2004. The Times โ€œguttedโ€ the piece after Weinstein, who was not just a Hollywood player and political rainmaker but also a major advertiser, visited the paper โ€œto make his displeasure known,โ€ Waxman said. Now some at the paper are denouncing the mediaโ€™s long silence about Weinstein, even though it was part of the problem for years. Still, theyโ€™re heroic in this story compared with everyone else.

Consider Hollywood itself. If God punished hypocrisy with lightning bolts, that town would be in smoldering ruins. Even as various insiders condemned Weinstein, they admitted that his alleged wrongdoing had long been an โ€œopen secret.โ€

Why didnโ€™t they speak up earlier? Perhaps because attacking Weinstein had downsides, while attacking, say, Donald Trump promised only rewards.

At last monthโ€™s Emmys, the stars of 9 to 5 โ€” an old feminist-lite flick about sexual harassment in the workplace โ€” reunited. โ€œBack in 1980, in that movie, we refused to be controlled by a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot,โ€ explained Jane Fonda.

โ€œAnd in 2017, we still refuse to be controlled by a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot,โ€ Lily Tomlin added.

The crowd roared with approval. Take that, Trump!

How many people in that room knew about Weinstein? How many refused to speak up โ€” even after he was fired? Saturday Night Live went silent when it came to Weinstein. โ€œItโ€™s a New York thing,โ€ executive producer Lorne Michaels explained.

So far, many right-wing readers are probably nodding along to this column. Well, stop. If you never spoke up about Trump, or if you responded to those accusations with a dismissive, โ€œWhat about Bill Clinton?โ€ you should probably just sit this one out.

Because if you decry piggish behavior only when it helps your side, or if you think accusers are telling the truth only when they speak up about people you hate (or donโ€™t need professionally), then you donโ€™t actually care about sexual harassment.

If you think accusers are telling the truth only when they speak up about people you hate, then you donโ€™t actually care about sexual harassment.

Steve Bannonโ€™s Breitbart.com reported this week that Weinstein had visited the Obama White House 13 times. The horror! This is the same Bannon who insists that the first and greatest test of loyalty to Trump was whether you supported him after the Access Hollywood video was released.

I canโ€™t wait for Sean Hannity to ask Bill Oโ€™Reilly โ€” ousted from Fox for his crude sexual behavior โ€” to opine on the latest news about those pervs in Hollyweird.

It may be that liberals Weinstein, Bill Clinton, and Bill Cosby together have a worse rap sheet than Trump, ousted Fox News head Roger Ailes, and Oโ€™Reilly. But, my God, who cares?

Is it the new standard of the tribalized right that so long as โ€œourโ€ guys donโ€™t sink to the lowest standards of โ€œtheirโ€ guys, itโ€™s okay?

Is the rule for the left that you can be a personal and professional pig so long as your public politics are correct? I still remember Gloria Steinem dismissing Bill Clintonโ€™s exploits, leading wags to proclaim a โ€œone free grope rule.โ€ No wonder Weinstein thought he could buy off Hollywood by promising to attack the National Rifle Association.

That brings me to the one group that has understandably been spared any criticism at all: the victims. I donโ€™t condemn their silence when young and powerless. But thereโ€™s a real problem: Many stayed silent for decades, happily pocketing money from people they were willing to denounce only after it was safe โ€” or even profitable โ€” to do so.

That hypocrisy may be the most dangerous, because it sends the signal to young women that such compromises pay off and you can buy indulgences after youโ€™re successful. Thatโ€™s not a message I want my teenage daughter to hear.

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