It’s an ill wind that bloweth no portfolio to good:

PRESS SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – A South Korean court on Thursday abolished a 62-year-old law that criminalized extramarital affairs, and the stock price of a prominent condom maker immediately shot up 15 percent.

But they’ll have to go about their business the old-fashioned way: Ashley Madison, the adultery-enabling website, remains banned in the Republic of Koreas as of this writing.