Best Coffee Cup in Conservatism Contest

There are many subjects on which conservatives differ. Foreign policy. Trade deficits. Landlords from Queens. Soccer communism. But perhaps the matter of greatest significance is the coffee bean.

The bean, as George Will reported from the Pacific Northwest in 2017, is no small thing. Coffee can lead to ribaldry, which can lead to brothels.

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Luther Ray Abel

Luther Ray Abel is an Associate Editor for National Review. A veteran of the U.S. Navy, Luther is a proud native of Sheboygan, Wis.

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There are many subjects on which conservatives differ. Foreign policy. Trade deficits. Landlords from Queens. Soccer communism. But perhaps the matter of greatest significance is the coffee bean.

The bean, as George Will reported from the Pacific Northwest in 2017, is no small thing. Coffee can lead to ribaldry, which can lead to brothels.