What does Charlie Crist (Undecided, Fla.) stand for? Well, a little bit of everything. Crist has a new set of mailers out and as you can see, he’s having some split-personality issues.

Introducing Charlie Crist (D) — He’s pro-choice, supports teacher’s unions and loves the environment!

Or, if you prefer, meet Charlie Christ (R) — Pro-gun, tough on crime, tax-cutter!

(no relation)