From the Daily Show:

JON STEWART: What has been the reaction in Washington?

ED HELMS: Liberals are outraged by Bush’s choice. They have been for weeks.

JON STEWART: Ed, they just found out about Roberts last night.

ED HELMS: That’s not the point. The Left wishes the president picked someone they wanted, not someone he wanted. I mean who gave him the authority? It’s abuse of power.

JON STEWART: I think it’s in the Constitution.

ED HELMS: What the Democrats are saying is they wish they had won the last election.