Last night over dinner someone was talking about a book titled Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean. I was skeptical, but kept a polite silence. In an idle moment this afternoon I thought I’d check. Yep, there it is.

So now I’ve got the whole Jewish-pirate thing stuck in my mind. What do they say? What are they called? Etc. So far I have come up with the following.

… which I agree isn’t very much. So I hereby open up a Jewish pirate thread. Reader contributions welcome.