A, a long-time Virginia Republican, was talking with B, a transplanted New Yorker, Democratic donor big enough to get invited to the White House, and Jewish (it’s relevant).

B: “Hillary will bomb in a month, and the nomination goes to Biden.”

A: (Pause) “Don’t we need a Jewish president?”

B: “No, you need a Jewish doctor.”

Sounds like Milton Berle at Grossinger’s, but it was reported to me as true (A is an old friend).