From a reader:

Jonah asked the question, so I’ll take a stab at answering like a left-wing, anti-war type might.
China is a fascist country and the US is a fascist country, even though we have the Internet. The protesters at Tiananmen were camped out. Cindy Sheenan is camped out. Tiananmen Square is a big open place. Crawford Texas is a big open space.
Isn’t it obvious, you fascist neocon?! (insert Napoleon Dynamiteish sound of exasperation, here) GOSH!