“Fubsy?” Why, the word dates from the eighteenth century, as witness this entry from the Oxford English Dictionary:

Of the figure, limbs, etc.: Fat and squat.
1780 F. BURNEY Diary Apr., Her daughter, a fubsy, good-humoured..merry old maid. 1826 J. WILSON Noct. Ambr. Wks. 1855 I. 261 Fat and fubzy fellows of colleges. 1829 DK. BUCKHM. Priv. Diary III. vii. 159 A fat, fubsy foot, as unsentimental as could be. 1879 SALA Paris herself again (1880) II. iv. 57 She was a squat, fubsy little old woman. 1895 Spectator 23 Nov. 723 To hold and confess the opposite opinion is to announce oneself a fubsy Philistine.

John, I now count myself a notch out of your debt.