Larry Craig’s wide stance is constitutionally protected:

The brief also argues that Craig’s hand gestures are a form of constitutionally protected speech. Airport authorities, however, remain skeptical.

Great. According to the Canadian Islamic Congress, “freedom of speech” doesn’t extend to my books and columns. But Senator Craig’s men’s room semaphore is covered by the First Amendment. From now on, instead of writing about radical Islam, I’m only going to hit on imams in bathrooms.