Someone’s been using Wikipedia (but not spell check):

Mr. Ponnuru: You are an absolute moron. You exhibit a zeal that which is very typical of a recent convert (i.e. in your case Catholocism). Do you realize that there are very few countries in the world with such dogmatically influenced intellectually below par public policies. Your stance on abortion issue is akin to the myraid (sp?) restrictions in mullah dominated countries, or evangelically influenced waste lands such as Uganda.
Growing up in Kansas must surely have shaped your thoughts which are about as bland and as common as corn that is precious to Midwesterners. Am surprised you haven’t changed your first name to Booby or John or Peter.