From a reader:

Jonah,
Did you see they are now claiming Hank Hill as a crunchy con over on the message board? Come on! Hill would have nothing but contempt for their boutique style philosophy– I mean sensibility. It’s something the ditsy niece would bring home from some goofy friend and Hank would spend the whole episode ridding his home of this jackassery.
I really love the logic, too: “But he’s the best-written conservative character on TV, and not a parody — he’s like the anti-Archie Bunker. He’s a good-hearted guy and so, obviously, are the writers – Hank usually wins in the end.” Therefore, he must be Crunchy! Good conservative equals crunchy! You so have them nailed.