From an acquaintance who wears a collar to work, but no tie:

Dear Mr. Derbyshire: I think you will find your dilemma about Sky Fathers addressed in Pope’s Fourth Epistle in his Essay on Man:
But still this world (so fitted for the knave)
Contents us not. A better shall we have?
A kingdom of the Just then let it be:
But first consider how those Just agree.
The good must merit God’s peculiar care;
But who, but God, can tell us who they are?
One thinks, on Calvin heaven’s own spirit fell,
Another deems him instrument of hell;
If Calvin feel Heaven’s blessing, or its rod,
This cries there is, and that, there is no God.
What shocks one part will edify the rest,
Nor with one system can they all be blest.

In re that game where you have to assemble a list of dinner guests from all of history, I always thought it would be fun to include both Alexander Pope and Pope Alexander (VI, of course).