My first thought—after annoyance for my schedule-knocking—was: Why doesn’t Dennis Basso invite NR/NRO to such things? Like, does he read us? He should. We’ve devoted many a Week paragraph and Corner item to ridiculing PETA. We’re friends, man. I mean, I am not looking for a gift bag with a fur—although I don’t exactly have a couture coat in my closet, and it is getting cold…