Holy Shuffleboard! The conservative Dynamic Duo of Midge Decter and Norman Podhoretz are joining the already stellar cast–Bill Buckley, Robert Bork, Larry Kudlow, Peggy Noonan, Paul Johnson, David Pryce-Jones, Kate O’Beirne, Rich Lowry, Jay Nordlinger, and John O’Sullivan–on the National Review 2005 British Isles Cruise. BAM! POW! CRUNCH! Talk about action-packed! And OWW!–there are now less than 25 cabins available, and as Celebrity Cruise’s luxurious Symphony is utterly sold out, when NR’s allotment is kaput, there will be no recourse (other than deep depression) for those who tarried. Even your Batman Utility Belt will be of no help. So do the right thing, good citizens: sign up now www.nrcruise.com.