E-mailer Bradford offers me moral support, plus a key piece of culinary information for all: “I do not believe that post was beneath contempt. I

believe it was true. I also believe that it is a

great virtue to eat at McDonald’s a lot and I am very

excited about the fact that McNuggets are 6 for a

$1.00 now until the 30th.”

Take it from me, an experienced nugget eater. That’s a very, very good price per nugget.