The opposite of brain freeze, just as painful. It’s 93 here in the San Fernando Valley and it’s 9:55 AM. My house is in the hottest part of the Valley and I expect about 110 in the backyard when I arrive home, which is really when you question the wife’s idea that you should have people over for a pizza party.

Anyway, brain melt is my excuse — earlier I said that Bart Simpson had been asked to define an oxymoron, when in fact he had been asked to give an example of a paradox. Thanks, e-mailer Comic Book Guy.