If you attend the great National Review Institute soiree at the Broadmoor in Colorado Springs on the 25th, and if you are the one so lucky who will win a cabin on the National Review Post-Election Cruise, I, with the powers invested in me by the state of insanity, as National Review Cruise poohbah, will grant you dinner on three nights with each of these distinguished wits (who, as luck would have it, will also be sailing on this bon voyage from November 8 – 15).