The weirdest interview ever? I hope he asked why I’ve not been named a regular on one of their We Are the 80s type shows.

When I rule the world, I will do knee-jerk commentary on VH1 and Jeff Greenfield will have his CNN show back. Kate O’Beirne will either be on the Supreme Court or kick Oprah out of talk-show queen throne (imagine how much better the book picks would be). Lemme see. Ramesh would be Bush’s second Supreme Court pick. (First Indian-American!) Speaking of getting his own show: Derb will get the midday car-chase beat on Fox-move over Shep, move in probability exercises. Rich Lowry will have his art gallery debut, where everyone who is anyone will be. J-Pod will do a weekly pay-for-view event with a rotating conservative. Warren will be executive producer of a long-running MUST SEE comedy about a group of right-wing writers and their online watercooler talk.

Oh the list goes on, but I better stop daydreaming and get some work done….