An outraged Canuck e-mailer: “I draw the line at being referred to as the most boring country on the planet. I don’t think you’ve ever been here….Our strip clubs would make Tommy Lee blush. Our pot (sweetly known as BC Hydro) would make that crappy Mexican weed you smoke seem like lawn clippings …

What’s not boring to you? A country that bombs innocent civilians into ash? A country that signs free trade agreements with ease, only to punish trading partners with devastating duties when it doesn’t get its way?” As his lack of a funny bone indicates, the e-mailer is not from St. Louis de Ha! Ha!