You’ve probably seen the news that dogs can detect cancer

. This is not news to many of us who follow these sorts of things. Dogs have long been able to detect when something’s wrong with their masters. In fact, while I don’t know if Cosmo can smell cancer cells, he can smell all sorts of miraculous things, including sloth, villainy, article deadlines and beef jerky. Okay the last one isn’t that impressive, but he really likes smelling it.