(Note: the headline is a Pulp Fiction reference. Sorry for giving it away, but I wanted to avoid all the โhuh?โ emails).
[Note: Headline changed to improve punchline for sticklers]
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(Note: the headline is a Pulp Fiction reference. Sorry for giving it away, but I wanted to avoid all the โhuh?โ emails).
[Note: Headline changed to improve punchline for sticklers]

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Jonah Goldberg is a National Review contributing editor.
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