From a reader:

Jonah,
Please, I’d love to hear your take on “Conspiracy Week” over at Andrew
Sullivan’s site. Heck, even the good professor gave it a shout-out
yesterday, and with your vacation reducing your blog output and generally
bringing down the entertainment factor of the Corner, I think it would be a
great Friday present if you would do so.
I know, I know–easy target and all. And I’m guessing you’re probably tired
of being called “Christianist theocratic Bush-Cheney dupe”, but how can you
pass up Andrew’s insane conspiracy mongering? His whole “not my opinion,
I’m just throwing it out there, expanding upon it, and not offering
countering opinions–but its not my opinion” routine, followed by the
classic “sycophantic e-mail of the day” that lauds Mr. Sulivan for his
intelligence, independence, or principles–and sometimes all three at the
same time. It has truly been a tour de force this week, and with you gone I
feel like I have missed something.

Me: I don’t know what this guy is talking about. I have a moratorium going on. But I’m just throwing the above out there.