Here’s a spirit-of-the-age headline if ever there was one:

’Death by Chocolate’ cookies could be hazardous The Canadian Food Inspection Agency has issued an allergy alert about cookies sold at furniture stores in Calgary and Vancouver.
Bella Cucina’s Death by Chocolate cookies contain walnuts, which are not declared on the label and could be hazardous to anyone with nut allergies.

Why not just change the name to Death by Walnuts? Or, if that won’t fly, Hideous Agonizing Death by Walnuts…