What a moron I can be. Math-literate Corner readers โ€” and just about everybody is more math-literate than I โ€” point out that the convicted Islamic terrorist in Germany will actually be serving only 1.8 days per life he helped take on 9/11. That makes the idea of German justice even more laughable, if there were anything funny about it. Anyway, now you know why I majored in journalism in college: no bloody math requirement!