This e-mail sounds way to into his transportation-security solution proposal:
It’s clear the Islamo-fascists who want to return civilization to the 9th century find much promise in attacking airplanes. Unfortunately, they will likely continue to try and try again until they find success. I have a simple solution. All Western airlines should immediately adopt a policy that all passengers must check all items and fly naked. We’re not that far from naked already as we pass through security and it would no doubt speed the security process greatly. With no ability to hide dangerous items, threats from bombs and highjackings would be greatly reduced. Furthermore, consider that the people who want to bring down these planes are so terrified of women’s effect on them that they demand women be covered from head to toe. An army of naked female passengers would prevent these primitive cowards from ever boarding another plane. Attack them where they are most vulnerable – their sexual insecurity and their fear of the female form. Ask not what your country can do for you ask if you can nude for your country.





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