It comes to something when immigrants from Moscow and St Petersburg are complaining that Brit women are a bunch of bottled blonde slatterns face down in their own vomit:

The first thing that struck me was the way women dress at night. Even in the winter they brave the cold in little more that a mini-skirt and bra..! Fake tan, fake breasts and peroxide hair is not my idea of beauty. Yet, it seems, the average British young woman, regardless of her size, is brainwashed into dyeing herself orange and wearing skinny jeans, leggings or mini-skirts. They then spend 30 minutes squeezing themselves into them, only for them to burst open the minute they are too drunk to keep sucking in their stomach! You would never see this in Moscow. We Russians, I know, have a reputation for drinking, but we do not binge-drink ourselves into oblivion the way the British do and, on average, actually consume less alcohol. So, yes, for me it was a shock to find this terrible culture where girls disgrace themselves, throw up down alleyways, pass out in clubs and even get into cat fights.

Hard to disagree. Next it’ll be the vast diaspora of Ukrainian hookers complaining the native women are lowering the tone.

PS The headline – “The Russian mum who says British women are ghastly with their fake tans, fake breasts and peroxide hair” – prompted this response:

You should see ‘em without it.