In a historic first for the Post Toasties, famed showbiz wife Laurie David manages to write an entire enviro-screed without mentioning Larry. Congrats, Laurie! Now try to write something in which you don’t suggest that people with wives and children could only disagree with you because they’re greedy. If you can next make an actual argument without resorting to the wife-and-kids gimmick AND not mention Larry, you will be on your way to pundit-dom!