Following my venture into Country music earlier this weekend, the phone’s been ringing off the hook with calls from Nashville begging for recording rights. Well, heck, while I’m on a roll:

HELP ME GET BACK TO THE RIGHT

(with apologies to Sammi Smith and Kris Kristofferson)

Take the W from my car.

Peel it off and let it fall.

Leave the bumper clean and bright

For this sticker from Ron Paul.

It’s not me that’s changin’ sides.

It’s more a case of seein’ the light.

I’ve supported Bush too long.

Help me get back to the Right.

Was the Iraq War right or wrong?

I’ve giv’n up tryin’ to understand

Just what the heck it is we hope for

In that poor benighted land.

Spending restraint is dead and gone.

Smaller government’s out of sight.

I don’t feel like learnin’ Spanish.

Help me get back to the Right.

I feel sure I’m not alone.

Help me get back to the Right.

Bush conservatism’s a con.

Help me get back to the Right.