Now we learn that he was on the roof of his father-in-law’s house, getting a “leg massage.” And here I thought the Taliban were Puritans!

On the other hand, it gives me a new appreciation of Talibanic values, because a good massage is indeed worth dying for. Especially if you’ve just had hip-replacement surgery . . . as I have . . . and I’m sure Obamacare will cover it . . .