From a reader:

Jonah,
I have a theory about why pervs and crazy people are attracted to
individuals that fall into certain age groups. Perverts like Foley
and sick people like the Amish killer are attracted to the first age
group that shunned them as they came of age sexual or hormonally.
I’m sure Foley missed out on quite a bit in high school and college
do to the obvious. So what does he do? He spends the rest of his
life trying to live life experiences of which he was never able.
The Amish killer is different. He’s is obviously crazy and his
craziness took him past being perverted, like Foley, to wanting revenge.
So what have we learned?
1) Crazy people are crazy.
2) Keep your kids inside at all times.
3) If you have a family history of craziness, make sure your kid
goes on at least 4 dates a year in high school.
What to do if your child is propositioned by a congressmen?
DO NOT turn him into the party leadership. You walk into the pervs
office, grab him by the shirt collar, and beat the crap out of him.
Who’s he going to tell?
Enjoy the day,