I got a few of these from conservative think-tank guys last night:

Alleged D.C. madam Deborah Palfrey wants her customers, who are said to include the head of a conservative think tank, to come forward to testify that her escorts did not provide sexual services. As the head of a conservative think tank, I would be pleased to attest that I never received sexual services from any of her escorts.

Though one friend who fits the description keeps trying to get me to float his story: “I was never a client – but I was an occasional employee. When Hollywood starlets came to town and needed an escort, they’d call on me.” Sure.

And I must say I’m running out of conservative think-tank guys, giving credence to Jonah’s theory.