There is now a Derb Collection (T-shirts and stuff) at FoundersOfAmerica. Not that they mean to

indicate that I am one of the Founders. Though of course I would have been,

if I’d been around. Probably.

Hamilton: Then, gentlemen, are we to have a monarchy, or a republic?

Derb: Why not an ochlocracy, a stratocracy, or a pantisocracy? Have we

really looked into the pros and cons of autarchy, duarchy, triarchy, and

oligarchy? Then there’s hierocracy, gerontocracy, technocracy,

cathedocracy, meritocracy, gynecocracy…

(Sound of musket shot…)