I’m turning the television off for the week now, but first: Katie Couric just said to a five-or-so-year-old who was modelling Christmas attire, wanting him to strut and vogue a bit more: “Did you see Zoolander?” Now I got a kick out of Zoolander, but no five-year-old I have any say over is watching Zoolander.

The culture crumbles–you can watch it live right there on The Today Show.