Wacko Jacko strikes again in Attack of the 50 Foot Michael Jackson:

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.
The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004′s turbulent child sex case.
It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.
If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

Do you think that Jacko’s Facebook profile lists “striding around the desert, firing laser beams” under “favorite activities”? I’m genuinely hoping Jacko’s giant robo-double make a cameo in this summer’s Transformers.