From the London Sunday Times

“ADMIRAL NELSON saw off the mighty Franco-Spanish fleet at the battle of Trafalgar but 200 years on, he has been sunk by a wave of political correctness. Organisers of a re-enactment to mark the bicentenary of the battle next month have decided it should be between “a Red Fleet and a Blue Fleet” not British and French/Spanish forces.”

And people wonder why children don’t know anything about history these days.

I note that, bringing further embarrassment to her moth-eaten, tatty and absurd family, the Queen is showing up to this charade.

She should be ashamed of herself.