Derb: I like Georgians fine — their capital of Tiflis (now sometimes called “Tbilisi”) is a beautiful city and they’re a happy-go-lucky people, what with their wine and their three-part harmony (their church music sounds like barber-shop). But the Last Judgment in Georgian? Please. They didn’t even invent their own alphabet — it was provided them by St. Mesrob, one of Armenia’s Holy Translators, whose feast day is in October.