Over at the New York Times, there’s a new blog called “The Moment” described as “a daily blog that spans the T Magazine universe of fashion, design, food and travel.” (I didn’t know the NYT had a section called T Magazine, but whatever.)

Anyway, I stumbled across this entry by well-known supermodel Veronica Webb about how she’d give Elliott Spitzer’s call girl, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a makeover.

The first sentence? “Every king eventually meets his Beowulf.” If you’re like me, that clunking sound you hear is probably your head slamming into the keyboard. A million talented writers in the naked city, and the Times chooses the illiterate one who happens to be good looking. Linda Evangelista once famously quipped, that supermodels “don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.” Apparently, the same is true of cracking a book.

UPDATE: It seems Ms. Webb has edited her post to read. “Every king eventually meets his Grendel.” Yup, she’s still wrong.