Okay, what else is happening?

Actually, come to think of it, these are both health-care headlines, too. From the giving end:

’Nurse Of The Year’ Charged With Not Being A Nurse

And the receiving end:

A 26-year old Greek woman has become an overnight national hero after setting fire to the genitals of a 23-year old drunken Briton . . .

What will be the waiting time for immolated genitals under Obamacare?