Mark K, since you ask: I believe 1.37 million clay figures from Teococuilco have already been issued with Arizona driver’s licenses. Unfortunately, many of them got chipped fleeing across the desert and their subsequent free emergency health-care costs have brought southern California pottery studios to the point of ruin. Several Islamists have changed their name to Cassius Clay in an attempt to evade the decorative Wedgwood shepherdess figurines installed by Homeland Security along the border. Pat Buchanan, meanwhile, has been criticised for inflamatory remarks arguing that, instead of importing huge numbers of clay figures from Teococuilco, it would be easier to assimilate 100,000 Wallaces and Gromits.